There’s nothing like returning to a blogger you haven’t posted to in a while to make you realize how time flies the older you get. One minute you blink and you’re pushing 40 and you blink again and you’re getting the senior discount at the matinee. That’s a great Woody Allen line from Celebrity. I’m still a half decade from 40, but the way things are going it’s just around the corner.

The only people who seem to be reading this crap work are Canadians. Specifically a bunch of dorks who I work with at TRAPEZE.